What do you mean?! Making fun of Britney Spears being bald is the PINNACLE of timeless humor. It doesn't hinge on the flavor of the month joke, it doesn't piggyback on the success or even simply the recognition of passing fads. It'll be just as funny in two years than it is right now. Shut up and Jam is an absurd parody on a deeper level. QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu Jan 23 2008, 09:40 PM) Except "Meet the Spartans" and its ilk milks every stupid little laugh it gets from cheap shots at pop culture, humor that won't be funny three months from now when it's not "relevant," if it can even be called that right now. PLUS, the combat in the game isn't too stale. The storyline is absolutely goofy and satirical, it plays out just like a Final Fantasy game, 's about basketball. This is seriously one of the funniest and best RPGs of 2008 so far. Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.Ī tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe. Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G! See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before. Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam".įlash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order.
Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht".
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